Every one says Jesus walked on water... yeah sure he did and i'm moses... sorry anyways. Well heres a few possibilities.
1.) HE WALKED ON MERCURY!!! nobody knew it was a poisinous substance then! Did you know mercury will make you go crazy yeah well look at your so called saviour NOW A LITTLE LOONEY EH!!!
2.) Jesus walked on the dead sea! oh look another posibilitie your all so wonderful god walked on a body of water thats mostly salt congradulations!
3.) Humans are 70% water right? right,so did you ever think Jesus walked on a HUMAN!!?? i mean the guy has killed humans first born of every family come on he's a murderer i dont think stepping on a human would phase him!
Thank you ladies and gentleman this is my theory!




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"Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don't let them take you ALIVE!!!!!!!!"
Sid Vicious
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"Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don't let them take you ALIVE!!!!!!!!"
Sid Vicious
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